There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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