I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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