Nicole vs. Life
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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