your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am naked and annoyed.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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