so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
no you cant smoke seaweed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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