do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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