Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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