The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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