do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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