well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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