Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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