Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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