Banned from zoo.
Again?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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