actually, I'm a sock model
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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