ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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