i permit you to call me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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