i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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