I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Terrible idea I love it
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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