Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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