the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
