I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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