Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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