Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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