dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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