protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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