its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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