He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Randomize
