if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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