just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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