apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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