So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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