Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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