I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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