you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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