your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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