Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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