you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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