our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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