so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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