He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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