Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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