I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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