She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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