he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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