Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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