So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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