It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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