Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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