Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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