i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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