On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
