brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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