spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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