she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
no you cant smoke seaweed
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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