I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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