Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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