I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize